Thursday, January 20, 2011

Aquaria Day 4: Ocean Madness Is No Excuse For Ocean Rudeness

Hello!  It's time for another soggy recap of Aquaria!

So, yeah, remember that thing that beat me up last time?  I killed it.


That's it exploding, which led to one of the tentacles falling off this scary door.


Hmm, there are still two... which means...



Yep, had to fight two more of those things.


Hooray, time to go into the scary monster mouth!


Currents!  Whooooosh!

This is fun, wheeee OH FUCK



This guy was a total jerk.  He'd spit a zombie out at me, and I'd have to get it to chase me into those green vent things, where it would suck up a bunch of poison gas, THEN I had to bind the guy to me, and put it near the monster, and then shoot at it until it sucked the zombie up.  I had to do this THREE TIMES and I died a lot.  But finally, I succeeded.


Then I had another one of those crazy flashbacks.  It seems the people who lived here were free of any turmoil, and then some of them were assholes and decided to find the secret of eternal life by chaining up their god and feeding him their fellow fishpeople.  Eventually the god went crazy and that's where all the red shit came from.  That's the guy I just beat up.  There was a prince who figured everything out and tried to stop it but nobody knows what happened to him.

Then the dying god dude says I'm special and I'll unite Aquaria and find love and then he gives me a SPECIAL POWER



BEAST MODE

Now I can swim against currents and eat fish!  Useful AND disgusting!

Then I madly dashed for a save point.


That's all for today!  More tomorrow!  Exclamation points!!!!!!!!

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