Apparently these guys are the fast travel system, but since I've only found this one, I can't really do anything with it. He's rad lookin', though.
Then I found a pearl. I no doubt need to find a slot to plug it into, so I do that!
That opens the door, and I find myself in a new area! I got an achievement and everything!
There's only one thing to do when you reach a new area in a game like this, and that's run for the first save point you see.
Ah, safe. Now, to explore!
Looks like some shit went down round here.
More unfriendly crustaceans! Still no accusations!
Then I find this crazy official lookin' place. I head on in...
It's a lost city! Full of aqua-gazebos!
Some of the gazebos have turd monsters! They act like Chain Chomps if you get too close.
I found this little guy in one of the gazebos, he latched onto me when I sang at him and now he's pumpin' me full of health! You're awesome, little guy.
OH GOD AMNESIA FLASHBACKS NO NO NO NO NO
ew ew gross ew
At some point I found a disc, but I guess I didn't record that historic event. The disc went into that middle throne there.
Also there's a save point here! SAFE
Think I'll chill here for a bit WAIT A DOOR OPENED
CHUUUUURCH
Oh god more red shit please don't make me drill into a guy's head
AAAAAH FUCK LASER BEHOLDER THING FROM BEYOND THE STARS
This thing murdered my face off. I will try and fight it tomorrow, with no doubt hilarious results. See you then!
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