Well, I knocked out Basic Training in the Graybox today. Aced gadgets and espionage, but kind of sucked on the weapons, which is weird, because I am a Soldier. Also, it turns out when you're constantly an asshole, nobody likes you! Except Westridge. Who knew. Anyway I figured if I'm gonna be an asshole I might as well dress the part, so say hello to Mike "The Situation" Thorton:
He's totally stoked to be here, bros. He's gonna ice some terrorists and it's gonna be SICK. Bro. Brophestopholes. Deepak Bropra. Tune in tomorrow when I tear Saudi Arabia a new... oil... hole.
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