SUP BROS

Hey.  It's me, Mike "The Situation" Thorton.  You may remember me from Alpha Brotocol, 2010's Game Of The Year.  When we last met I was on a sweet ass boat with my bro Steven Heck, but I'm back because of this Shoe asshole.  It seems he's too much of a pussy to play a bunch of video games, so he asked me to do it instead.  I would've said no but then he promised to pay me in Smirnoff Ice.  SO BROCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS, BROS AND HOS, YOU'RE IN FOR A SICK RIDE!!

But first, let's lay out some ground rules.  Some brotocol, if you will.

1.  I'm starting over, since this idiot went and got himself some more games.  Don't worry, I'll skip over anything he's already played.  Here's the list.

Games already played:
Aliens Vs. Predator
Alpha Brotocol
Alien Swarm
Amnesia
Aquaria
Audiosurf
Bad Rats

It looks like the pussy started playing Batman and wussed out, so I guess I'll have to start over on that too.  Who stops playing Batman to play that game about the holes?!  Are you SERIOUS, bro?!

2. If I feel like a game will be impossible for me to beat, I will play it as far as I can.  But I'm not spending like 3 months trying to beat a game.  I gotta work on my quads, bro.

3. If a game like, corrupts my save and I have to start over, like, fuck that bro.  Next game.  I might make an exception if it's Fallout because those games are sick, but otherwise, DENIED.

4. If a game doesn't have a story, I'll play it for an hour or two and decide if it's sick or just sad.  And I'll tell you, because you can't decide for yourself!  You need me, bros.

5.  I promise to play at least an hour a day.  Unless me and Heck go for burritos or whatever.  Deal with it.

Alright I think that covers it for now.  I'm not gonna take as many screenshots as that loser did, and I'm sure as hell not gonna act like I'm in the game or whatever.  This is a bro's-eye view.  If you can't take the heat, stay out of my bro-zone.

Later.

Mike "The Situation" Thorton