So the first game I get to play is Alien Breed 2: Assault. It's the second part of a trilogy or something, but this game was free so it's the part we're playing. It's by Team 17, who make those worm games. Only worm I care about's at the bottom of this bottle of tequila, bro. It's a dual joystick shooter full of alien jerks who want to kill you, it's a lot like Alien Swarm except not as good.
It also has some pretty hilariously bad voice acting over some pretty bad comic book style cutscenes. THIS GHOST SHIP JUST PICKED THE WRONG SON OF A BITCH TO MESS WITH, BRO.
but yeah, it's a lot of activating consoles and backtracking and countdowns where tons of enemies swarm you.
You find different weapons (I got the Assault Rifle and Shotgun so far, along with my trust infinite ammo pistol) and you can upgrade them and shit.
If this all sounds pretty boring, bro, it's because it fuckin' is. The controls are pretty lame too. A 360 controller might help, but the dude you play as just feels kind of slow.
The boss fight was pretty boring, too. The monster looked cool I guess
But all I really did was shoot him until he got so mad he dropped a ceiling on his head. What a dumbo. Anyway, I'll try again with the controller tomorrow but first impressions are not looking good.
Later, bros.
Mike "The Situation" Thorton
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