Thursday, April 21, 2011

APERTURE SCIENCE NEW TESTING INITIATIVE: DAY ONE

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LOADING TEST MODULE: PORTAL 2

AWAKENING SUBJECT FOR ROUTINE MAINTENANCE CHECK



ALL SYSTEMS READ GREEN

RESUSPENDING SUBJECT

ERROR IN SUSPENSION MATRIX FOUND


SUBJECT SUSPENDED PAST RECOMMENDED LIMITS DUE TO FAILURE OF TESTING FACILITY


SUBJECT ENCOUNTERED AND ASSISTED BY GLADOS PERSONALITY SPHERE DESIGNATE: WHEATLEY


SUSPENSION CHAMBER COMPROMISED FOR TRANSPORT


DESIGNATE: WHEATLEY INITIALIZED STRUCTURAL OVERRIDE FOR TEST CHAMBER ENTRY


COMMENCING EMERGENCY STANDARD TESTING PROCEDURES


SUBJECT RECOGNIZED AS DESIGNATE: CHELL

ALL OTHER BIOGRAPHICAL DATA IS CLASSIFIED


INITIALIZING STANDARD BUTTON/CUBE INTERFACE



MATERIAL EMANCIPATION GRILL: ONLINE


HYDRAULIC TEST SUBJECT TRANSPORT: ONLINE


TEST 01/19 INITIATED



TEST PASSED


EMERGENCY WARNING PROTOCOLS INITIATED


DESIGNATE: WHEATLEY ASSISTANCE MODE ACTIVATED


UNAUTHORIZED VANDALISM NOTED FOR FUTURE MAINTENANCE





APERTURE SCIENCE SINGLE-PORTAL DEVICE ACQUIRED BY SUBJECT


TESTING REINITIALIZED













SUBJECT PERFORMING ACCORDING TO ESTABLISHED PARAMETERS

DESIGNATE: WHEATLEY INITIALIZING UNAUTHORIZED OFF-GRID TESTING PROCEDURES




DESIGNATE: WHEATLEY USING UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO RESTRICTED AREAS OF FACILITY





WARNING

SUBJECT ATTEMPTING TO ACCESS GLADOS SERVER CHAMBER



CHAMBER BYPASSED WITHOUT INCEDENT


WARNING

SUBJECT ACCESSING PRIMARY CONTROL ROOM



DANGER

REBOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED



DANGER


GENETIC LIFEFORM AND DISK OPERATING SYSTEM REACTIVATED

WARNING

ALL LIVING TEST SUBJECTS SHOULD EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

ERROR

ERROR








DUAL PORTAL DEVICE ACQUIRED

SYSTEM OVERLOAD

SHUTTING DOWN FOR 24 HOUR MAINTENANCE

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